Easter Egg Island

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. Neither can your hunger. Spicy beef, jalapeños, and pure justice.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up—he pushes the Earth down. This taco is so heavy it affects local gravity. Double meat, double cheese.

Chuck Norris has a polar bear rug at home. It's not dead; it's just afraid to move. This taco isn't moving either. Fish, arctic slaw, fear-based seasoning.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king cobra. After five agonizing days, the cobra died. This taco bites back. Grilled snake—just kidding, it's chicken.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night. These nachos check your appetite. Loaded with cheese, beef, and existential dread.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. We counted these fries. There are exactly enough. Crispy, salty, mathematically impossible.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. We can slam these chips into guacamole. House-made tortilla chips with guac that doesn't cost extra. (We're not monsters.)

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. This drink will immunize you against hunger. Fresh-squeezed orange juice with a kick.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. This lemonade is made from the tears of those who challenged Chuck. Refreshingly humbling.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. This smoothie will grab your taste buds and not let go. Mango, banana, protein, wireless intimidation.

They tried to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard. This burrito is tough enough. Chuck's personal favorite fact, wrapped in a tortilla.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. This dessert defies the laws of mathematics and calories. Churros with chocolate sauce that shouldn't exist but does.

Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside forever. This taco won. You're welcome. Secret recipe, legendary taste.